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verb The process in which you pass gas fueled by spicy foods, resulting in a large area being covered by noxious fumes.
After eating a bowl of raviolis with hot sauce and pepperjack cheese, Rick was carpet bombing his apartment so bad Joe could smell it even after donning his shirt mask.
after a man cums in a anus (male ore female) the receiving party squats over a carpet or rug and drops a duce.
guy one: dude i think my girls pissed off guy two: why? guy one: after i fucked her in the ass, she dropped a fat carpet bomb and left. guy two: 0,o fucked up bro
For one person to light the entire bowl in the first hit of marijuana in a session made up of 2 or more people.
I'm carpet bombing this one bitches!
Overuse of the word "fuck" or "fucking" in your speech.
Member1: YOU FUCKING IDIOTS FUCKING BANNED ME FOR NO REASON YOU STUPID FUCKS! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM! Member2: Well, the carpet F-bombing you just pulled sealed the deal.
When someone so utterly destroys your heart by love-bombing you and shortly after vanishing from your life.
I've been so lonely that I haven't noticed how carpet-love-bombed and manipulated I was into falling in love with him.
Applying valuation metrics across multiple industries
He does technical analysis coupled with carpet bombing value analysis .
When you insert a shot of sake into a cat’s asshole along with chopsticks, and proceed to scoop out the butt cheese and enjoy!
Hey SakeKing, can you grab the carpet cleaner and some plastic shot glasses? We’re having a carpet sake bomb tonight. Treat the cat with kindness and don’t get it on the walls or that’s -2 points.