A fork of Rural Dictionary
A San Jose Sharks coach who misconstrues the fact that his team was lagging behind on the scoreboard for 37 minutes of the game
a choch rocket is a motorbike (crotch rocket) driven by a "bro" or anyone else who could be considered douchy
look at that metrosexual bro pullin a wheelie on his choch rocket. i hope he crashes.
Also known as Dingle-Chooch or Dingle-Cheech; the degree of severity varies. A word made by Amanda Moore as an insult to describe the udermost stupid idiot of all existence. Can be used more than once.
Guy: I didn't do any of my homework last night.
Girl: Oh my god what a dingle-choch.