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Dirty Cock Sucker

An old, bald whack job, who looks like the Crypt Keeper, who runs the Crossroads, Insight, Pathway and Cornerstone drug abuse programs.

This guy, Meehan, who did seminars at the rehab I was in was a dirty cock sucker. I mean, a REAL dirty cock sucker. I asked him if he would suck my dick if I cleaned it off real good. He said no.

by Good Orderly Direction April 07, 2008

lesbian cock sucker

Used to describe so called lesbians that enjoy sucking and getting fucked with dildos, prosthetic cocks or strap-ons until climax. Used to describe a lesbian that craves real cock after realizing how good a dildo or strap-on feels/felt up her twat, dunghole, mouth and tits. These so called lesbian cock suckers also decide to turn "bi or straight" because now they crave, want and need real cock. Anne Heche was a lissy for dating Ellen Degeneres but is now the example/meaning of a lesbian cock sucker. Anne realized that she's cuckoo for real cock instead of Ellen's hairy strap-on with balls.

1. Lesbian cock suckers are funny!, despite having no attraction for male genitalia, they enjoy strap-on's up their mouth, ass, pussy and between their tits. 2. Lesbian cock suckers also enjoy fingers up their cunt and arse. 3. Lesbo #1: Hey, that lesbian cock sucker is giving us real lesbians a bad name. Lesbo # 2: Totally, real lesbians enjoy pussy and tits not a strap-on, dildo or prosthetic. Lesbo #1: I'd rather respect, date or befriend a lesbian whore hound instead of a yucky lesbian cock sucker. Lesbo #2: Yeah, lesbian cock suckers are yucky and usually dump you for real cock but at least a lesbian whore hound is true to pussy & tits.

by Not a lesbian cock sucker October 29, 2006

rotten cock sucker

Willingness to suck an old cock for a new job

Oh now I see how you became boss you rotten cock sucker

by Fuckface101 March 10, 2014

Cock sucker's cramp

Typically a mouth breather. When the person goes about their day with their mouth slightly open and never fully closed.

Tommy has cock sucker's cramp. He walks around and does his shit with his mouth half open all the time. Probably from sucking so many cocks all the time.

by CMBC June 25, 2009

pretencious cock sucker

One who is adicted to the sucking of a cock.

Mrs. Kleisley is a pretencious cock sucker.

by Bob May 04, 2003

gay cock sucker

A boy who sucks another guys dick

Jorge and Colby are Gay cock sucker

by Lit kid 111 March 23, 2017