A fork of Rural Dictionary
december 2nd is a day where you go touch some grass because your lonely and youve been inside too long
Me: hey hows your day today
Friend: *minecraft eating asmr noise*
Me: mhm well up looks like you need to go touch some grass
Friend: *breaks a block of grass in minecraft*
Me: *face palm*
Friend: what day is it?
Me: december 2nd
Friend: oh alr *goes outside and touches grass*
December 2nd is the day everyone will raid Britney Spears’ house.
#freebritney
“Hey what’s on December 2nd?”
“Oh it’s the day we raid Britney Spears’ house!”
December 2nd is the day when religitard and Con-servatives gather around public place (in Indonesia, they gather in Monas) and make some mess
There is so much complain during December 2nd: Traffic jam, Re-routed Public Transportation, and phony buzzers on social media due to Con-servatives
every day on this year send a screenshot of the most cringe thing your friend has said in a huge groupchat
“yo today is December 2nd”
“okay so?”
“remember that one time you said ___ and it was really cringey”
“fuck you”
December 2nd is a worldwide known appreciation day, created in honor of bunnyqueen1243
Person 1: hey whats today
Person 2: bro you didnt know its December 2nd?
Person 1: oh my bad, its appreaciation day isnt it?
Person 2: thats right bro
The most beautiful girl that you could think of, she is really shy, really nice...And also really attractive to boys, and really interested in her school work.🤩
Boy: Omg she is really Beautiful.
Girl: Because girls that are born on December 2nd, are very Beautiful.