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Decorative Edison

A sexual maneuver whereby a lightbulb is screwed into the anus as if it were an electrical socket.

Last night Joe came by and gave me a Decorative Edison. The metal was cold and abrasive, but at least he didnt give me a Wizard of Menlow Park.

by Johnny Ashcan February 06, 2009

man decorating

the christmas decorations that are done by the men. such as moving of the christmas tree, setting up lights and rigging up santas nd reindeer and other such heavy things(most often done much before christmas). most often results in the woman of the house telling you that it looks horrible nd tells you to move it. you also have to take all of your man decorations down (very soon after christmas, when you may still be hungover from drinking on christmas, or drinking your well thought out christmas presents)

i am so sick of man decorating, one of the most pointless activities that takes up way too much time

by andrew rocks December 21, 2006

Decoration Dad

A dad who thinks he is special because he is around, but doesnt do shit or really serve a purpose, he is just there. Decoration dad.

Decoration dadhang there thinkin they look good not doing shit.

by BabyGirlThe1AndOnly August 20, 2015

Decorating the tree

Decorating the tree”is a term that refers to having sex with your significant other. More specifically decorating your partners face with a white substance Similar terms such as “deck the halls

Me: “Hey bro, I’m gonna go decorate the tree tonight! Shes going to look like a glazed donut when I’m done with her!” Friend: Don’t forget to deck the halls as well!” Me:”me and my girlfriend were decorating the tree last night” Friend “I’m guess the tree wasn’t the only thing you were decorating, huh?”

by Deekp145 December 06, 2019

shit decorator

A friend or co-worker that is angry or in a bad mood about unrelated issues, that enters the room and starts bitching about any and every little thing to release stress. (Thus decorating the room with their bull shit.)

"Yeah the boss must have REALLY been up Travis' ass today because he was acting like a total shit decorator after the meeting."

by reliant6 February 18, 2009

dome decor

any and all decorative effects worn on the head i.e a flower crown, bandanna, head band, decorative clips, scrunchies, actual dental headgear, hats, etc.

yo! your dome decor is lit, fam! where you buy that at?!

by kristensez June 30, 2016

Decorative Log

Intentionally leaving a turd in the toilet, for others to view and be amazed by

Lucy left Duncan a decorative log. 'Wow!' Duncan said 'what's gone into that?!'

by Barneyfowell April 06, 2016