A fork of Rural Dictionary
A sexual maneuver whereby a lightbulb is screwed into the anus as if it were an electrical socket.
Last night Joe came by and gave me a Decorative Edison. The metal was cold and abrasive, but at least he didnt give me a Wizard of Menlow Park.
the christmas decorations that are done by the men. such as moving of the christmas tree, setting up lights and rigging up santas nd reindeer and other such heavy things(most often done much before christmas). most often results in the woman of the house telling you that it looks horrible nd tells you to move it. you also have to take all of your man decorations down (very soon after christmas, when you may still be hungover from drinking on christmas, or drinking your well thought out christmas presents)
i am so sick of man decorating, one of the most pointless activities that takes up way too much time
A dad who thinks he is special because he is around, but doesnt do shit or really serve a purpose, he is just there. Decoration dad.
Decoration dad— hang there thinkin they look good not doing shit.
“Decorating the tree”is a term that refers to having sex with your significant other. More specifically decorating your partners face with a white substance Similar terms such as “deck the halls”
Me: “Hey bro, I’m gonna go decorate the tree tonight! Shes going to look like a glazed donut when I’m done with her!” Friend: Don’t forget to deck the halls as well!” Me:”me and my girlfriend were decorating the tree last night” Friend “I’m guess the tree wasn’t the only thing you were decorating, huh?”
A friend or co-worker that is angry or in a bad mood about unrelated issues, that enters the room and starts bitching about any and every little thing to release stress. (Thus decorating the room with their bull shit.)
"Yeah the boss must have REALLY been up Travis' ass today because he was acting like a total shit decorator after the meeting."
any and all decorative effects worn on the head i.e a flower crown, bandanna, head band, decorative clips, scrunchies, actual dental headgear, hats, etc.
yo! your dome decor is lit, fam! where you buy that at?!
Intentionally leaving a turd in the toilet, for others to view and be amazed by
Lucy left Duncan a decorative log. 'Wow!' Duncan said 'what's gone into that?!'