A fork of Rural Dictionary
to be pushed to the point of extreme confusion, whereas you become tired and enter a drunk-like state.
someone has their head titled back, with their tongue hanging out. they are drooling,and keep trippign over their own feet.
"Is he drunk?"
"No, he's discombobulated,"
adjective - have been re-arranged according to combobular's theorem (everything is reversed front to back, then replaced with sonething totally different)
the sky was afflicted with discombobulation; it was reversed from blue to eulb then to seven in the blink of an eye
When your so fucking high you can't even tell that it's your dog sucking your dick and not your 6 year old sister.
man i was so discombobulated i didn't even realize that i was eating my cats ass
When you do something to something but your not sure what it is
I Discombobulated this Tomato (This is in refrence to cutting but you dont know to use the word cutting
Jessica: the answer is easy. 20x40 + 6558 divided by the numerator to the general contraction of seven plus 1
Rihanna: Slow down you will discombobulate me.
Knocked into a state of mental and bodily confusion in an athletic competition.
Ronnie Lott, Michael Strayhan, and Lawrence Taylor discombobulated many quarterbacks, running backs and wide receivers during their NFL careers.
Pronounced (DIS-Con-bob-U-LATE)
He looked a little pained...
When you unexpectedly take a trans back to your apartment and she bangs out the 6 incher beaver basher!
You: "Bloody hell Jammo, she blew my arse out like a wind sock"
Jammo: "I'm guessing you was 'discombobulated' when she said "no homo"..."
You: "Fu*k yeah!"
That old bloke was sad and discombobulated.