A fork of Rural Dictionary
Eastside Mafia Gangsters or ESMG originally Eastside Terror Mafia Gangsters is a 4 point street gang that originated in Malden Massachusetts they are known to be extremely violent they're known for vicious assaults and stabbings, armed robbery along with firearms trafficking they are known to sport the colors black and orange Eastside Mafia uses the numbers 20 and 13 Eastside Mafia Gangsters are known to be at war with trg,tiny raskal gang.
"You been out to malden and lowell lately them "Eastside Mafia Gangsters" are taking over everything"
basically the kind of party where everyone is boofing their drugs // a place where you’ll learn a lot (that you arguably didn’t need to know)
“hey bro i saw your posts last night where were you?? that looked pretty crazy”
“I went to an eastside wook party dude. shit was nuts”
“what the fuck is an eastside wook party?”
“dude it’s just like everyone there was boofing their drugs. you should totally go to one though, you’ll always learn a lot at an eastside wook party.”
“damn.”
A stiffy (or boner) that bends to the left when facing south.
Barbados: Hey man, why is your brother not on Facebook any more?
Fred: I don't know. Fuck. I think he is just acting like an Eastside Willy....
A Christian school who’s middle school has the most stereotypes in Washington State. From bowl cut crackheads to brown hair chicks, Eastside Christian is fit for people who need good teachers but interesting peers. It’s one of the schools that you’ve been dreaming of until you meet your classmates. Curly hair 8th graders that have been banned from sharp objects according to their Psychologist, gingers who laugh as loud as an engine jet, and the most up and down stress level.
“Yo, who’s that one guy with the bowl cut who stresses over all of his classes from time to time who keeps reading Hobbes And Shaw?” “Oh, I think that’s Noah from Eastside Christian School.”
An area in downtown manhattan where niggas either beef wit eachother or work together against other hoods. 5+ hoods within lower eastside and niggas do not care they would stain you for everything
Man them niggas from downtown manhattan lower eastside stained from the apple store in Harlem
It's this thing where a blonde southern girl rubs the right side of their body on a northern man's genetalia in a circular motion.
I went to a party at my bro's house and this hot country thang gave me a pretty decent eastside rimjob. I'm not going to take her home to meet my mom but I will definitely accept her request to follow me on Instagram.