Country Dictionary

too be not very good

"that movie was "eats"
"sean is "eats" at cricket
"the new album is "eats"

In the game Subspace/Continuum, when a player takes a bullet but does not die is reffered to as "eat".

"OMFG EAT! I so killed you!"

To get pummeled by a dead rock band.

"Play Hells Bells"
"Shut up, we're gonna play what we wanna play!"
"EAT IT Shrayer!!!"

what fat people do.

A:What are you eating?
B:food.
A:your fat
B:its not my fault food is my best frind.
A:true.
B:yup.
A:but you are still fat.
B i know.

What banks are after they are taken over by the FDIC. Coined by well-known liberal blogger Atrios.

"EATED: Riverside Bank of the Gulf Coast, Cape Coral, FL gets EATED."

To beat the crap out of... to kill...

"shut up or ill eat you"

To pop a pill.

Let's go eat those xanex son.