A fork of Rural Dictionary
Ema is such a pretty girl. She can act like hoe, but if she really loves someone, she loves so hard. She acts like she is bad girl, but actually she is so pure and kind. Ema if you read this be strong, because you can have whoever you want!
Hey dude, did you see this hot girl? It´s Ema
An acronym for "eat my ass"
My boss can totally EMA. This job sucks.
The 'let's give working class children with estranged parents money for going to school!' government allowance. Thinly veiled scheme for increasing that all-important 'equal opportunities' quota. In other words, highly unfair system that bribes working class scum and commoners with divorced parents and semi-detached ex-council houses up to £30 per week for carrying on for sixth-form, in order to make the current Labour government seem caring, liberal and all for equality.
'Hey, my parents aren't educated, i live in a council estate, i 'm ill-bred, and stupid as sin- i get £30 a week for going to school!' (typical EMA-reciever)
'I'm a child of university educated parents with good jobs, i have an IQ of 145, i enjoy learning, i'm going to university next year, and just because my parents committed the heinous crime of being upper-middle class and sensible enough not to GIVE me £30 a week allowance i have to work my ass off each week to earn my money instead of sitting around doing fuck all like the working class scum of Britain' (me)
Ema is a amazing girl I just want to GIVE HER THE WORLD. She is so HOT OH MY LORD HER BODY😍HER IN GENERAL 😘💕 Anyways don't ever lose a ema in your life she deserves the world.
Ema is beautiful!!!!!!