A fork of Rural Dictionary
It’s february 12th tomorrow!
so what?
it’s going to be national anime day!
it’s february 12-15 is amazing
National show ur bf ur boobs day
Bf : man I wanna see some boobs today
Gf: well it’s 15 February
Bf: fuck yeah lemme see them titties
Your birthgiver couldn't have held you in until midnight, or pushed you out a day earlier? People born on February 15 are horrendous narcissists and can't contain their audacity into their short-ass body. Calm the fuck down, Satan. Why don't you stfu and learn some perspective. Spoiler alert, other people have different povs than you do. You are not the main character in everyone else's story
Oh, you were born on February 15? I just remembered I have to walk my dead fish on that day, maybe I'll see you later, but hopefully not. Don't wait up
the day all the valentine chocolate is in the sale
i love february 15!
why?
all the chocolate is on sale!!
National sneaky link day. Yesterday was for the mains, today is for the side pieces
Ex:
1: bae i was working yesterday, February 15th our day for real
2: oh so you was with your main thang yesterday?
a day to take advantage of chocolates and flowers on discount😈😈
person a: hey wanna hang out on february 15
person b: yh sure why
person a: cuz chocolates are gonna be like 50% off
person b: smart, see u then
February 15 is for people who didn't have a valentine on Valentines Day