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When you are touched in a way that you see on HBO. this is in a sexual manner like you see on shows like sex in the city. hopefully you dont get touched like the guys on oz but it can be quite enjoyable if the right person gives you an HBO touch.
hey guys last night sally cornered me and gave me an awesome HBO touch
A movie night in which two or more friends watch a porno on HBO in the early morning. The titles run from Voodoo Dollz love potion #9, Cleavagefield and Naked Lust. During this sporting event the friends must make a lulsworthy commentary about the movie currently being watched. The classic way for this sport to be played is with 2 friends, guys after playing a lot of video games and are too worn out to do any other shit.
K: Dude i'm done with cod for the night, wanna have an HBO movie night? E: Sure man Voodoo Dollz is on! Later On K: AW DUDE YOU CAN'T JUST FUCK HER RIGHT AFTER YOU FUCKED THE OTHER GUY WHO WAS BUGGIN OUT 5 SECONDS AGO. E: OH OF FUCKING COURSE YOU'RE GONNA HOOK UP WITH THE GIRL WHO IS GETTING RAPED BY A VOODOO DOLL. wait wtf?
Opening quotes from the H.B.O episodes: Episode 1 The Search for Inspirado "Warning! if you want your asses blown out stay in the room" Episode 2 Angel In Disguise "Black sabbath,iron maiden and molly hatchet could not be here tonight but they all had sex and are proud to pronounce the birth of their two headed baby tenacious d" Episode 2 The Greatest Song in the World None Episode 3 The Fan "Caution! the surge in general of rock warns that viewing this next band is equal to twenety-nine orgasams" Episode 4 Death of the Dream "Stick around if you don't mine some cream in your genes" Episode 5 Road Gig "Attention! if your oulating move away from the stage because this band are so potont just siting near them can get you pregnant" Start of "History of tenacious d" "Have you ever had your ass waxed,its hurts but then it feels good really good well that a lot like our next act"
All from the starting of Tenacious d HBO episodes
When one's breath smells as if small rodents and boofonky have been roasting inside. Creating a Hot Breath Oven (HBO)
Person 1: HO MAH LAWD! Did you smell that librarian's breath?! Person: YES! My goodness. It was was smelling like Hot Breath Oven (HBO)!
When you have to pay more for a premium movie package
HBO is a hoe because you have to pay like a 1t extra dollars like bruh, I'm broke as shit, I can't afford this, and imax, and so on.
Only reason y’all got it was for the snyder cut, quit lyin lol Snyder cut is the reason HBO max is even a thing just sayin Seriously, home to many exclusive movies even theatrical releases, yes, many dceu/non dceu dc movies/tv shows are available here but I’d be lying if I said that people didn’t all of a sudden sign up for it just for the snyder cut of justice league
HBO max???? You mean the place where I can watch the snyder cut? Sure sign me tf up HBO max has the snyder cut justice league The snyder cut is on hbo max but also now on digital and dvd/blu ray so y’all can chance that bs now