Country Dictionary

1. (v.) The Act, process, and/or methods of and involving the illegal solicitation of sex.
2. (v.) To stand on a street corner offering sex in echange for payment of any kind.

Too busy hooking it, ain't ya suzy?

Hey Bob! Look, that fat mexican chick is still hookin it, oh wait... DAMN, that's just your mom.

To have hooked up with someone. You can also "hook" or be hooking with someone.

Last night Joey Freeman and I hooked.

The chorus of a song

"It's hard knock life for us!"

A bent penis.

Yo you give her the hook last night?

I'd give that bitch the hook.

To latch-on to a gay person's anus with the index finger. The term for "hooking" originates from this. Gays prefer one finger at a time although closet gays prefer the whole fist.

Hey did you see Maurice hook that gay bloke at the beach?

The west coast version of a Gill. If someone says something stupid, you reserve the right to burn the back of their neck with a quick and forceful hand rub as if you were "hooking" their neck.

Joe: I went to KFC for lunch but all they had was chicken.
Bill: Of course dumbass, it's KFC! Thats a hook!
Joe: This is gonna hurt...

a curved object for hanging things on, or even being a pirate, perhaps murder.

there was a dead pig hanging on the butchers hook, it made me feel good.