A fork of Rural Dictionary
Best song ever. It was remade by Led Zeppelin and featured on their debut album. Hear it.
Babe I'm gonna leave you shows how much Plant's voice rocks!
The Ultimate excuse for everything. Found with the 60's Spider Man Meme. Use as an excuse for EVERYTHING! son, go clean your room. FUCK YOU I'M SPIDER MAN! Go do the dishes. FUCK YOU I'M SPIDER MAN! so on and so forth.
"FUCK YOU I'M SPIDER MAN!!!!!"
A phrase you use when introducing yourself, a phrase that is shrouded in mystery and makes you look like a total badass.
Guy #1: Hey, who is that guy in the dark corner?
Guy #2: I don't know, lets ask him.
(Walk up to the badass)
Guy #1: Who are you?
Badass: I'm the one you don't fuck with...
Guy #1 & #2: O.O
What you say when there is nothing else to say so whoever you're insulting is just bewildered.
Guy 1: Fuck you Bitch
Guy 2: I know you are but what am I?
Guy 1: A pussy
Guy 2: I'm Gonna Assrape You With A Chainsaw!
Guy 1: What? I am bewildered.
A way to let a person know their turn speaking is over.
"I'm so sick of your business. I pay my bill every month and all you do is rob me blind.."
"..and I'm gonna let you finish, but I'm going to step in here really quick."
something that your asian grandmother likes to say/do to all your friends when they come over.
"Eric, I'm gonna give you spank!"
Typically used by band directors as a threat when you can't get a note right or scratch the floor with a timpani pedal.
I swear Jada if you don't hit that B flat I'm gonna kill you with a spoon then go after your family.