A fork of Rural Dictionary
Your friend wants to touch you, with hugs and kisses, of course! What where you thinking?
Friend: " im gonna touch you " You: "bring it in, buddy."
me too, me too..
im gonna die how because i keep having- im gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim- dies
what you say when your device is at 2% battery holy shit
jamie: "hey wanna chat?" josh: "no my battery is at fucking 2% my device is gonna fucking die shit im gonna run out of battery" jamie: "im actually osama bin laden back from death and my hiding spot is in your mom"