A fork of Rural Dictionary
Created on Saturday June 11, 2011 a "wake n jenk" involves pooping in a jar/bottle throughout the day then placing a balloon over it before bed. Then upon waking, removing the balloon and inhaling the contents to obtain hallucinogenic effects.
Ughh i have the worst hangover....I need to wake n jenk
Simply put it is the action of waking someone who is asleep in a moving vehicle. It could be a car, a train or even an aeroplane - it doesn’t matter! The deeper the sleep, the more effective the 'Jenksing'! See below for a more detailed dictionary definition.
jenks ( jënks)
v. jenks'd, jenks·ing, jenks'
v.tr.
To strike with sudden fear whilst asleep in a moving vehicle; alarm: to jenks someone.
v.intr.
To become frightened: a deep sleeping person normally jenks' easily.
n.
1. A condition or sensation of sudden fear on waking.
2. A general and instant state of alarm; a panic: that left him well and truly jenks'd!
adj.
Intention to frighten people: lets jenks him!
v. jenks·ing
The practice of waking someone in a moving vehicle.
v. jenks'd
The past form of jenks: you've been jenks'd!
A passenger in a car quietly asleep on the back seat is woken abruptly by the other passengers by screaming and slamming on the brakes to induce an abrupt wake up call to the unsuspecting victim. Hopefully the victim will give a hilarious reaction to this apparent impending crash which should be filmed and distributed to the world. This is the art of Jenksing somebody.
Mr. Jenks, the cool history teacher, is a captivating figure in the world of education. With his unruly salt-and-pepper beard and a twinkle in his eyes, he exudes a unique blend of wisdom, enthusiasm, and charisma that instantly captures the attention of his students.
His storytelling prowess is legendary. Whether it's recounting epic battles, highlighting the struggles of ordinary people during historical periods, or sharing intriguing anecdotes about famous personalities, Mr. Jenks has a way of painting vivid pictures with his words. He creates an immersive experience, transporting his students back in time, making them feel like firsthand witnesses to the events they study.
In the eyes of his students, Mr. Jenks is more than just a history teacher. He is a mentor, a guide, and a source of inspiration. His unconventional teaching methods and infectious enthusiasm for the subject have the power to transform even the most disinterested student into a history aficionado. Through his dedication and unique approach, Mr. Jenks leaves an indelible mark on the hearts and minds of his students, shaping them into lifelong learners and critical thinkers.
I was awoken from my sleep when Mr. Jenks started rambling about the Battle of Saratoga.
Creatively put together and up-cycled, beautiful things out of what others may have discarded or left behind as of no value.
Or, to use various things others may consider as junk or non-cohesive parts to bring them together and create something that works beautifully and awesomely.
Playing off the idea of recycling, upcycling, and repurposing because we actually give a damn about this planet. Taking notes from the best JenkStar we know of, Mother Earth.
"Man, remember MacGuyver, he really knew how to jenk shit together to get things fixed."
"That London dude, now he's an awesome artist. Took what others may have considered total trash and jenked it together into pure epicness. Fucking brilliant!"
"Wow, awesome hydroponic garden! Way to jenk fish shit into food! haha!"
A person who wears JNCO jeans.
I can smell those Jenks from here.