A fork of Rural Dictionary
The greasiest person you know. Sits in filth, takes no showers, and wears the same clothes all the time.
Person 1: Did you see that guy who’s always wearing the same hoodie?
Person 2: Omg yes! He’s such a grease jocky!
A cocky jocky is a ancient art where you float down a river while naked on a naked person having their cock in your ass using there cock as a seat belt
yeah bro, last weekend i was a cocky jocky for the first time!