A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you're a shemale and you ride your gurthy unicorn dildo as it’s suctioned to the yoga mat
Took a wild magic carpet ride after a long days worth of work at the SuperStore
When you pull an all-nighter at work, then take a taxi to your apartment and have them wait while you shower, and then they take you back to work.
I needed the money so bad, I pulled a magic carpet ride last week.
Brown boy rizz that goes crazy,the cherries will do anything to be with you,including being ur side cherry and being your poes
AYY Dayyan got the magic carpet rizz 🔥
Used to describe a short wheel based tipping lorry, commonly a Ford Transit Tipper 350 L2 RWD. Often used in the building game by jobbing builders for its flexibility and ability to carry materials and Herberts to/between jobs. Sometimes gets bad press due to its popularity amongst unscrupulous scrap metal merchants/tarmac contractors/members of the travelling community.
Big Pat: "Bazza, I need you to collect the scran at Fanners and bring it back to base. Umungo's on his way over there now with the forks". Bazza: "No worries Pat, I'll set off now in the magic carpet once I've topped it up with squirt".
A metaphoric phrase that refers to smoking marijuana, or being high.
Man, yesterday I was on a magic carpet.
When you're baked as and you're in the car but you're so baked it feels like you're on a magic carpet.
"Hun, slow down im magic carpeting hard out right now."