A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Mattia Vibe is a cold november-december when this song, (No Idea by Don Toliver) was trending and he would pop up on our fyps. back when life had a meaning.
person a: i miss the mattia vibey days
person b: wdym?
person a: when No Idea by Don Toliver way trending basically
person b: ohhh the good old days
the hottest boy to walk this earth that is extremely talented and deserves all the happiness and love he can get.
mattia polibio is so hot
i know right
A really hot tik tok boy that got famous for licking toilets and his hot ass friend group
Mattia polibio is hot
Mattia polibio is the hottest guy ever. Every girl is in love with him.
Mattia polibio is so hot!
mattia polibio is famous for violating his olive oil, licking a lollipop after his friends, and licking toilets.
he is very hot like hotter than the sun i feel bad if you see him in rl bc he will make you blind. his birthday is may 16th 2003.
bes fran: are you pregnant?
me: yes
bes fran: omg whos the dad?
me: mattia polibio
A Mattia Casaletto is very vulnerable to diseases and infections. Their frail skin can often tear quite easily, including when defecating.
Yano fam tha kid is a proper Mattia Casaletto yano yeah ya get me? Ya get me? Do you get me?
mattia polibio is the most sexiest italian on all tiktok, mostly know for looking like the dinosaur from the good dinosaur movie or ferb, acting gay asf and having the hottest friend group ever, or by being a toxic, racist homophobic, who doesn't give a shit about his actions, and denys everything bad he has ever said. But either way, manz will literally leave you with no words and you would automatically fall in love.
mattia polibio: n***a
*denies he ever side that*
fans: HE IS ONLY 16, also he looks like the good dino