A fork of Rural Dictionary
A massive Turd, usually solid, one of those craps that stretch your arse like your giving birth y'know.
Oh maaaan i just took the biggest Meaty Chud on your mum!
A big ol' turd that is worthy of the name meaty chug.
Hey dude i left a big ol' meaty chug in the toilet it was so big it absorbed all of the water in the toilet.
a state of excessive outer clit tissue that is reminiscent in appearance to a butterflied porkchop that somebody set a cherry bomb off inside of.
The size of the camel toe on her suggests a meaty pussy.
A man's junk, sometimes referred to as my pound of bacon.
Ella: "You know I'm expecting some of your bacon when I come over tomorrow!"
Mojo: "I gots a pound waitin for ya"
Ella: "What can I say, I want lots of your meaty stash"
To "Eat the Meaties" is an affectionate form of vernacular around eating your ladies tender parts (meat curtains) after she's had an exceptionally long absence of such a release. It is rarely met with scorn or disdain as it represent a perfect opportunity for both a sexual act and simultaneous release of pent up frustration. A synonym for cunnilingus and a playful pun on the cereal tagline "Eat your Wheaties." It's clever and women know precisely what it means.
"I'm going to eat the meaties this weekend."
"I wish he we would step up and eat the meaties."
"Better eat you meaties."