A fork of Rural Dictionary
Originates from:
to be the recipient of a gang related drive by shooting from a mercedies benz
can also be spelt "Merked" because it is usually spoken by illiterate chavs
"Wheres my Fucking Money!!!!"
"um...... i lost it?"
"you are gonna get merced"
"you iz getin merked bruv ennit"
To masterbate/jackoff to video games with controller in hand
Hey guys I'm bout to merc on you're ass
1. to get hit or hit someone else with a car or larger automobile
2. to wreak other havoc to an object (comparable to that of a person being hit by a car)
1a. damn, TOM got merced by a bus and his shit's all fucked up now.
1b. i'm about to merc that stupid bitch standin in the middle of the road.
2. i threw a party, and those assholes merced my house with pasta sauce.
To Not help out with daily chores.
The kitchen is a mess, " Oh, it must have been Merced"