Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Dick Mold

The fungus that grows under your foreskin when you don't clean it well.

Ben told me to slide into his DMs but he really ment his dick mold how gross he must not shower

by Me noone February 18, 2022

sooty mold

The mold that grows on bug dung on plants.

Don't touch that sooty mold or you may get some tenacious, gank sickness and croak.

by angst4444 October 28, 2017

minge mold

The female Equivalent of Knob cheese.

Urgh, don;t you ever wash after sex? You got serious Minge mold down there!

mold digger

Girls that should be wearing a chest badge saying "warning! Contact with me may cause effects such as Herpes, Chlamydia and a loss of belongings".

Nah, they all look like fucking mold diggers hahahaha

by swagfoxx March 24, 2016

black mold

An ex that keeps recycling. He or she is not good for you but no matter how hard you try to get rid of them, they keep coming back around.

Dick and Jane have been on again off again for the last 10 years. I wish Black Mold would get a clue and stop thinking with his D&*ck and realize that he is a D&*ck and leave Jane alone.

by Ben100 July 02, 2007

mold bowl

Loading a bowl of weed and tobacco together.

Bro wanna smoke a mold bowl? Get ripped before watching cosmos

by Gbread June 09, 2017

pauline mold

a great big slut who loves to be touched and carressed so sweetly that she has massive orgasms. she also likes mad, wild anal

wow that girl is a pauline mold

by jhsgdfgufg February 27, 2009