Country Dictionary

a bouquet of flowers

i cant wait til valentines.. im expecting a tussie-mussie!!

a rather un-hygenic man pussy. un-worshed and smelly.

derived from "dirty-cunty-pussy"

Girl, you really need to worsh that doity-munty-mussy. I could smell it from the other room.

The uncleaned-coagulated secretions collected and fermented in the man-pussy like a fine wine, like dick cheese but for trannies
M to F

So I was banging this tranny and she-man said I could pick up a pound of "from-inda mussy cheese" in 1-3 business days

Shitting A Condom Half-Full, Freezing It, Then Sticking Half Your Penis (Depeding On Size) Into The Condom, Then Proceeding To Thrash Around Inside One's Mussy

Tom: Dude, At The Party Last Night, I Witnessed Something Awful

Paul: What Was It!?

Tom: Someone Suffered The Wrath Of An Alaskan Mussy Mangler, They Required A Wheel-Chair To Leave...Sad.

Wet and gushy mud

Driving a four wheeler through it and if it makes watery/gushy noise— like stirring macaroni—-.
-()-)—-Mussy

A very moldy pussy. Happens after a hooker doesn't wash her cracks before another sale after an Alabama HotPocket.

Julia looked at Jeremy and says. "Did you smell the mussy on that incest cum bubble?"

Elinas word for pussy (a vagina) often in reference to having sex with bishan.

“God bishan my Mussy is so wet!” Said elina.