A fork of Rural Dictionary
My neighbor is a napper as he listens to NPR four hours a day.
the ability to say FUCK IT and to fall back asleep till noon
my boss is pissed because i'm a noon napper
n. name applied to the outrageously sunburned pate of a Northern Irishman vacationing in Florida caused by a liberal use of Bud Lite and “male” moisturizers.
Roy put your Rangers cap back on. NASA called, your scarlet napper is blinding the astronauts on the International Space Station again.
The best freakin boyfriend in the world
Lol Blake napper is my boyfriend :>
When you fall asleep while jerking off. Can be done in a car, on the toilet, in front of a GoPro camera, skydiving or at the movies seating behind your ex-girlfriend.
Guy 1: God.. Trump's seminar was so boring in the conference room today, I couldn't help but glue my eyelids open. Guy 2: Did you see the new senator? He was practically in the back taking a Fapper Napper.