A fork of Rural Dictionary
Friendly traditional Scottish greeting, often said shortly before a Glasgow kiss
Willie: "och aye the fuckin noo, Jock!" Jock: *gives Willie a Glasgow kiss*
An exclamation used to express extreme distress or panic. The repeated "No" indicates that the speaker is rejecting the current situation or event, and is in dire need of assistance. "Oh my god" emphasizes the urgency of the situation, and "I Need Help, Help! Help!" is a clear plea for assistance. This phrase can be used in a wide range of situations, from physical emergencies to emotional crises.
Billy: "Did you hear about Sarah's car accident?" Garry: "NNNO NONO NOO!!! I NEED HH HHELP HHELP! HH HELP! Is she okay? We need to get to the hospital right away."
A very useful knot. Can be used to make bananas fly, stir mixtures, hang pictures, and anything you try
Hey dude! I just made a noose! What are you uh... gonna do with it... Stir a mixture!
A knot that is underappreciated by many. It is often only associated with committing suicide and depression when it is actually a very useful knot for various other reasons. Having the noose tying skills of a professional, I would recommend anyone to learn how to tie this knot regardless of whether or not they are suicidal.
Person 1: I'm going to tie a noose. Person 2: But you have so much to live for! Person 1: Sorry for worrying you, but I am actually tying this noose for fishing and boating purposes. Person 2: Ah, I see! Nooses are very useful for that sort of thing. Person 1: Want to go fishing with me? I can teach you how to tie a noose while we're there. Person 2: Sure, that sounds great.