Country Dictionary

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Shon Motherfucking Olson

That guy.

Q: Who played this music? A: Shon Motherfucking Olson Q:How did he make that pool shot? I didn't think that was possible. A:He is Shon Motherfucking Olson, that's how.

by DannyNoonan89 February 24, 2019

Olson Protocol

A virtual and or mechanical limit established to prevent people from exceeding a previously thought, unattainable, theoretical maximum.

IT Guy: Dammit, system resources are being completely utilized again. Someone's tieing up every server with a SQL query. IT Guy 2: I didn't think it was possible to tie up all the servers with one query. Invoke the Olson Protocol.

by funkyfred July 13, 2017

alexis olson

Alexis olson is one fine ass girl, gets all the guys possibly even ladies, she’s mad thicc and yes with two c’s. Real slim. Emotional asf. Maybe even a little depressed at sometimes. Gives zero fucks when It comes to anything. Passionate loving, always puts her friends needs before hers and just a good ass person to be around.

Damn that Alexis Olson over there is so fine I wish she was mine

by P-lover69 April 04, 2018

Olsoned

The act of getting dimed out by a co-worker or someone you thought was cool.

Hey it wasnt me that tossed your rack, It was Jacobsen! Ha I just olsoned jacobsen.

by Andy Blacke April 24, 2008

Naomi Olson

Naomi Olson is Hot kinda girl She's cute and cuddley she nice And funny

Naomi Olson is beautiful

by Cute and cuddling June 12, 2017