A fork of Rural Dictionary
The penis is considered the phallic column.
Most men have phallic columns.
Pink dildo from dank memer
Wow I randomly got a pink phallic object in my inventory
A "disorder" popularized by gay Quaker performing artist Peterson Toscano in his play "Doin' Time the Homonomo Halfway House" about his time spent as a patient in a Christian residential program to "cure" gay people. Another resident in the program suffered from Phallic Fruit Fetish (or PFF) and had a persistent desire to commit sexual acts with phallically shaped fruits. The problem was alleviated when all phallic shaped fruits were removed from the facility.
Rev. Smid ordered all bananas removed from the house upon learning of a patient's phallic fruit fetish.
A long cannon that launches out bits of glitter. The cannon has a phallic shape to it, and sits under the user's legs.
Yall check my phallic glitter ejaculator last nite? Told u I shoot glitter out my orifices.
When a man has a small penis
Gretchen: "How was your date last night?"
Paris: "So PC, I won't be going out with him again."
Gretchen: "You are such a liberal! I can't believe you met a guy who is more PC than you."
Paris: "Not politically-correct! PC (PHALLICALLY-CHALLENGED)!
Patient suffers from cranial phallic anastomosis. He's a right dickhead
The art of creating penis related symbols from a popular baked snack food. This often occurs from extreme boredom or because you are an 11 year old boy with a hormonal disposition to enjoy snacks in a new way.
During fourth period English class, Dante could not help but to create the Mona Lisa of cocks with his $1.25 Rold Gold pretzel sticks on his desk. His phallic pretzel art was revered by nearby Clara, but not by Mrs. Tuber.