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pecker poncho

An elastic condom so gnarly, only persons named Steve can use them.

Steve 1: One time, I heard a guy named Earl tried to use a pecker poncho! lmao!

Steve 2: I know! I was the one who took him to the hospital!

*Fist bump*

by YOURSTRULY August 17, 2012

ponchos in the desert

Amazing vocalistic geniusness, eardrum shattering spine tingling drums, and buck wild guitar riffs that will take your breathe away and tear your face off.

O my freaking goodness Ponchos in the Desert is playing at the concert tomorrow. They are SO GOOD!


I am not worthy for Ponchos in the Desert

Italian Poncho

Long neck hair that covers the shoulders.

"Is that a dolphin covered in kelp?"
"No, it's just an Italian Poncho."
"Or is it shoshana?"

by jvsmb February 15, 2012

Scrotum Poncho

When a large mexican man (preferably in the 300 - 400lbs range) lays his scrotum on a womans face.

"Hey Im looking for a poncho"
"I know what you really need, A Scrotum Poncho"

by JackMofoToporek October 17, 2011

turkish poncho

When you bust a fat nut on your chest and use a shirt to wipe it up and accidentally wear said shirt the next day.

Fred: “Whoa, Carl, looks like you’ve got a Turkish Poncho
Carl: (Blushing, embarrassed) “It’s icing I swear”

by Inka Diplo January 23, 2018

pussy poncho

A whole load of pussy.

I am so gangsta I wear a pussy poncho.

by drdoctor October 29, 2013

head poncho

1. noun. Used to describe the leader of a pack. Similar to head hancho except a much better leader and awsomer. A rank most people only dream about.

2. The top part of poncho. like the hood part.

Since Natalie led her crew team's strokes, she earned the rank of head poncho.

by head poncho April 13, 2010