A fork of Rural Dictionary
An elastic condom so gnarly, only persons named Steve can use them.
Steve 1: One time, I heard a guy named Earl tried to use a pecker poncho! lmao!
Steve 2: I know! I was the one who took him to the hospital!
*Fist bump*
Amazing vocalistic geniusness, eardrum shattering spine tingling drums, and buck wild guitar riffs that will take your breathe away and tear your face off.
O my freaking goodness Ponchos in the Desert is playing at the concert tomorrow. They are SO GOOD!
I am not worthy for Ponchos in the Desert
Long neck hair that covers the shoulders.
"Is that a dolphin covered in kelp?"
"No, it's just an Italian Poncho."
"Or is it shoshana?"
When a large mexican man (preferably in the 300 - 400lbs range) lays his scrotum on a womans face.
"Hey Im looking for a poncho"
"I know what you really need, A Scrotum Poncho"
When you bust a fat nut on your chest and use a shirt to wipe it up and accidentally wear said shirt the next day.
Fred: “Whoa, Carl, looks like you’ve got a Turkish Poncho”
Carl: (Blushing, embarrassed) “It’s icing I swear”
1. noun. Used to describe the leader of a pack. Similar to head hancho except a much better leader and awsomer. A rank most people only dream about.
2. The top part of poncho. like the hood part.
Since Natalie led her crew team's strokes, she earned the rank of head poncho.