Country Dictionary

Being proud horny. Like your so desperate to be proud of something that its porny.

Damn im so porny for you.

A male porn star has a Pornis. It is not the typical size and shape of the average male penis, therefore the name: Pornis.

Woah! The dude standing next to me in the bathroom totally has a PORNIS! He must be in the industry!!

She is some hoe hoe hoe. she even works on the hoe hoe hoe school were she teaches little children to fuck, hmmmm indeed. it is the mom of jorntporny the most awful kid on earth and outside earth.

did you go to jorny porny his mom's school

(Porn + horny = Porny.)

Being porny is writing or acting normally but then going into a naughty or sexy mood to arouse the other party.

You can do this in casual conversation, texting (turned sexting) or email.

Me: I was texting him and all of the sudden he was being porny and really descriptive. It was weird for

a study buddy, right?

Friend: Ewwwww! Yeah, totally weird!

The act of not being, for there is no definition to do define what you are.

Lorena: should I watch birdbox?

Krista: I don’t want to.

Colt: it’s not worth.. I pornise.

Colt: promise*

Colt: ... or am I pornise? 🤔

Home delivery of smut delivered on horseback.

Just had the Porny Express deliver the latest issue of Latin Inches.