A fork of Rural Dictionary
the long (short) thingy that is under your pants and under you pants, under the underwear. The thingy is also known as a penus (penis), someone else's pp may come in different shapes and sizes, it could also be tiny like yours. Some pps can be used to put in (to be continued). The pp is only found in males, but if you're female its still possible to get fucking surgery to attach a pp on you vagi(to be continued). pp is also a meme to repair your crippling depression because yours got stuck in a toaster. If you are a fucking 9 year old reading this (not hate to pewdiepie) you pp is probably tiny, small, retarted, gay and thin.
gay bitch 1:" yo do you know wtf a pp is??" gay bitch 2:" oh, the small thingy under your pants, under you underwear?" gay bitch 1:" yea, how did you know?" gay bitch 2:" deception"
Stands for Period Pains
Girl1: Argh! I feel so ill! Girl2: PP? Girl1: Yeah...
Commonly mischracterized as "Prince Philip" the PP is really an abbreviation for "Push and Pull" in reference to his withholding and inconsistent romantic behavior. PP can also stand for "Prince Poopy Face" because PPs are assholes. Characteristics of a PP include but are not limited to whining, excessive frugality, appalling political views and a dislike of dogs. Warning: It you ever meet a PP do yourself a favor and run away or do mankind a favor and give him a slap across the face.
Girl: It's so odd One minute he wants me, the next he's giving me the cold shoulder. What's wrong with him? Friend: You need to let him go, he's nothing but a worthless PP.