A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you insert a large quantity of illicit substances into your rectal cavity, causing your bowels to expel everything, covering you in a blanket of fecal matter.
Jimmy didn't have a blanket so he just butt chugged a 1/5 of Lean ™ and made himself a boof quilt to keep him warm.
The Dutch Oven, but 100 times worse
Babe why did you give me the Russian Quilt?!
When a group of people cram together on a trampoline under quilts and watch the stars.
Hey, y'all gonna make it to the Appalachian quilt orgy?
Taking advantage at a quilting party by riding bare back on a wipe clean rocking chair
Ooo I’m going big ass quilting at Ruth’s house
A bunch of bitchy women that feel they all know everything and aNY thing about quilting.
The meeting was a bust because the Quilt Guild couldn't agree on anything.
Paranoia , Fear , Guilt ... Sets In Under The Quilt At Night ...
Wish Id Have Thought About This At The Time !!! Now Iv Got Guilt Quilt
when you stretch out your sack like taffy then a couple old spinsters take turns punching you in the face.
Before my big date tonight I’m meeting up nana’s bridge club to do some quilting.