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Dumb-ola Retardo

Noun: usually a young man who spends way too much time snuggling his mom in public, has a haircut that covers most of his forehead and does too many things alone in his bedroom (either playing video games or masturbating or some combination of both activities). Possibly over weight and or has red hair.

Oh my god that kid is such a Dumb-ola Retardo

by Turds of Wisdom May 29, 2019

Scoliosis Retardo

The act of looking exactly like the fictional characterAlphys” from the hit 2015 game “Undertale”.

Yo dude, I think Finn has Scoliosis Retardo!”

by TheRealGoochTickler March 20, 2024

RETARDO DE VINCHEE

RETARD AND GOOD AT IT

LOOK AT RETARDO DE VINCHEE HERE PLAYING HALO

by MYCNTADEL February 26, 2021

retardo manero

a stupid, or "retarded" person.

STOP! your such a retardo manero!

by Ashleythedicksucka August 06, 2008

retardo montalban

a retarded vetsion of ricardo montalban

mitchell's favorite actor is retardo montalban

by scapegirl February 17, 2025

Retardo Leonardo

A word made up as an insult, but it was made up by a real retardo leonardo, so it’s dumb and offensive.

Drew is a retardo leonardo

by Bigdummy429 October 22, 2021

heavy nuts retardo

The definition of a teenager (most likely a guy) who does nothing but eat hella food, vape an eciggarete or smoke cigs, and sleep. This teenager does not shower and loves attention.

This is also the definition of anyone who doesn't shower and is funny as fuck for no real reason. You just laugh whenever they're around but not at their expense. Like a mentally handicapped kid.

Man this heavy nuts retardo was sleeping in my closet for three weeks. Glad I found him there before my closet reaked of ballsweat and cigs.

"Man this heavy nuts retardo came over and we laughed for hours for no reason. We ain't even smoked weed or nothin."

Is that a fucking fat joke?

by lolwhatsupmom July 09, 2014