A fork of Rural Dictionary
Schneider egg
It’s a safety barrel that looks like a Schneider truck. Orange with safety tape
There is a lot of Schneider eggs on this highway tonight!, said the man on the CB radio
a man who makes stupid movies about him turning into something. examples include:
- a woman
- an animal
- a carrot
- a stapler
- kenny
- osama bin laden's penis
I woke up one morning and for some reason had turned into a velociraptor. I pulled a rob schneider
my rob schneider ran out of staples so i had to fold the edge on my essay
This word has two meanings.
Meaning One: A very delicious muffin, much more delicious than other ones you may have had.
Meaning Two: A very attractive person of the male gender. This phrase is almost like a more appropriate, G-rated version of the phrase "stud-muffin" which may be considered inappropriate in some situtations.
"Man, I really feel like a Schneider-muffin"
"Look at that guy! He is such a Schneider-muffin"
A thin stream of semen shot across a woman's upper lip, resembling the pencil-thin mustache worn by superintendent/handyman Schneider on the TV show "One Day At A Time".
"My girlfriend was going down on me and turned her head at the last minute, and I gave her a Schneider Mustache."
A push from the victim of dui,fat,and stupid jokes to the one making the jokes.
After I asked Adam if he could give me ride home. I said" Oh wait, you can't drive." He then gave me the Signature Schneider
To fuck a chick (hopefully) in the nostril and then she vigorously licks your sac (scrotum)
I love receiving fishily Schneider from animals.
Actor and comedian. Starred in Deuce Bigalow, Male Gigolo and The Hot Chick .
His mother Pilar is Filipina and his dad is Jewish.
"Rob Schneider is a funny guy! I thought Deuce Bigalow was really funny because he had to go out with all of those horrendous women." said Gina.