A fork of Rural Dictionary
IT WONT DAMN STOP MY ASS IS SCRATCHY AND IM DIEING HELP
Itchies and Scratchies (n): the prolonged feeling of itchiness surrounding the labia majora following a hot and heavy session of clitoral rubbing. Inspiration pulled from the Simpson’s “Itchy & Scratchy Show”.
“I just have this tickling sensation every now and then around my bush, I really hope it’s not some sort of infection.” “When was the last time you gave good ol’ Peggy a rub?” “30 minutes ago.” “Girl, you’ve got a case of the Itchies & Scratchies!”
When you don't cut your nails for a week and scratch deep in your butthole so that you get brown under your fingernails.
Bro, my fingernails are so dirty because I just scratchy bum-hole'd myself.
When someone is brought to the point of utmost joy, and/or lowest submission via scratchies. Can be addictive like a drug.
"The best day of my life was when I had my first scratchy-gasm." "I'm so addicted to scratchy-gasms that I'll do whatever it takes to get more!"
The overwhelming feeling of awesomeness when you have been given epic scratchies.
"Brohan, I had the best scratchies the other day. I totally had a scratchy-gasm." "I tried not to have a scratchy-gasm, but, they were too epic."
very scratchy. and ratchet. stares at you intensely. needs someone to hold his hand. has a big butt. and a crooked smile. nevertheless we love them. More often than not an artist.
That artist is looking kind of scruffy. Must be a Scratchy-man.