A fork of Rural Dictionary
What uneducated people say in place of "I saw".
Dumbass: Yo, I just seen that Lemony Snicket movie! Me: Shut the hell up!
The pussy that texts you for 2 days and puts laughing emoji's then out of no where stops answering you and instead of saying they don't want to talk the leave you on seen.
Bro remember that hot girl that texted me for 2 days, yea I got fucking left on seen twice!
To be artistically enlightened
Yeah man he use to suck with acrylics but now he's mad seen.
When you message someone (usually on Facebook) and the person has seen your last message you sent them but do not reply. Often wrongly mistaken with the Friend Zone.
I was messaging Anna on Facebook and she saw my message but didn't reply. I think she has put me in the seen zone !
A phrase seen on products which is the only means of persuasion for this company to get you to buy a piece of shit.
WO! This Grabbo-Arm can hold a spoon to scoop out pudding with ease! This product was "AS SEEN ON TV"! I should probably buy it!
A famous and hilarious sketch that was part of "Monty Python's Flying Circus" in which the narrator, John Cleese attempts to stress the importance of "not being seen". As he asks people to please reveal themselves in a woodland scene, each is either shot, blown up, or somehow otherwise killed in hilarious fashion. Quite possibly the funniest Monty Python sketch ever.
Mr. Nesbit has learned the first lesson of being seen. NOT to stand up. However, he has chosen a very obvious piece of cover... *BOOM* Guy 1: Dude, have you seen that sketch, How Not to be Seen? It's hilarious Guy 2: Yeah, it was pretty funny. You didn't take much from that, did you? Guy 1: Huh? BOOM