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you shall be taken to the place from whence you came, and from there be taken to a place of execution

"You shall be taken to the place from whence you came, and from there be taken to a place of execution. You shall be hung by the neck until the body be dead... dead... DEAD!" When British judges gave the death penalty (unfortunately, it was discontinued, which is a shame), they would put on a black cap, and, in a solemn voice say this sentence to the criminal, bringing down the hammer each time the word "dead" was uttered.

I wish someone would bring back the death penalty.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

assk and ye shall receive

What da scripture-passage REALLY means, although devout Christians will never admit it.

If you gots a nice shapely butt, tongue-lolling hornies will likely do/allow whatever you desire if you permit said tush-admirers to touch/squeeze/spank it --- "assk and ye shall receive".

by QuacksO April 16, 2020

the one who shall not be named

When a certain name is banned in a school or workplace, such phrase can be used. (such as, Peter Griffin)

X: Yo bro you heard about what happened last night? Y: what? X "The one who shall not be named", caused a huge outbreak of " unnamed" group of people and raided random stores! Y: bro tf is you sayin 🤨

by peeta the hoas is hea August 19, 2024

boomt boogy shall shak

When you've finished an assignment and all you want to do is listen to some choons and bust some shapes.

Aaaah bru, I've just finished that mad ting lab report lezz go for a boomt boogy shall shak.

by boomt March 10, 2017

Thou Shall Not Sleep

If one of you're friends have a early bedtime and they are partaking in all nighter past 7 pm (their bedtime) use this term to codemn them from sleeping

Tyla:Guys it's time for me to go to my bed,it's 7pm. The Groupchat: Thou Shall Not Sleep Tyla:Alright I won't go to bed yet

by Codename_Jeff April 14, 2024

Shall not be deprived of life, liberty, or property

Wow I'm definitely being deprived of my property, aren't I? And if it's punitive if violates my right to habeas corpus face my accuser and fair trial.

Hym "There are a bunch of thing like that in the constitution that apply to my thing. Like 'nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation' or 'Shall not be deprived of life, liberty, or property.' My sights are clearly being violated here and the YouTube filth is allowing so they can extort something from me so... Defend my rights or I'll murder a kid. The longer it takes for me to get what belongs to me the less it's going to do to placate me. Do it now. Do it immediately. For your own safety."

by Hym Iam July 07, 2024

At no time shall I concede thee from the beyond upwards

Never gonna give you up.

"Ahoy, Jonnington, guess what?" "What thou havest?" "At no time shall I concede thee from the beyond upwards" "Ah, for the name of the dag in the nabbits, Richard Paul Easternley shan'teth release the lute scroll!"

by Hailiqou May 22, 2024