A fork of Rural Dictionary
One of the best songs of all time!
Find a side that's brighter than bad Stick it out but never get mad No control, no plans Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag It never gives, not what you want Falling short just defining my sort Scared to fail, scared of success Never take less Is this really what you want? Don't aim too high or they'll cut you right back Feel like ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag Keep them dumb, keep them numb, keep them ripped Paid the money then they syphon the slip Think you're flying but they're bluffing the hand An empty promise from a selfish brat Every lesson that's ever been taught Never learn comes undone just as quick its learnt Told to trust, surrounded by a system of fraud Doused in gas, set on fire now watch me burn
A Marine, Sailor, or Soldier who isn’t afraid to get their hands dirty doing what is necessary to complete the task at hand; Even if this includes breaking some rules and hazing boots. They are a Master in the art of skating. They let that bitch eat, they drop bombs and fuck moms.
Dude have you seen LCPL TurdBurglar he’s such an OG shit bag I saw him stick a warped barrel in a boots A** because he left it in the dirt
A colostomy bag. Typically this term is used by hood niggas because after getting shot or stabbed, in a abdomen, a hood nigga may need one.
" Got your parents wearing black clothes and got you homies wearing shit bags"
People who lack an all around general work ethic. Usually guys named Kevin.
“There he is, the shit bag.” “Oh, you mean Kevin? Yeah. He’s a shit bag.”
Shit Bag: Slang, Military Term: A person who is unmotivated and utterly worthless. Constantly finding different ways to get out of working, doing what they are supposed to, or being asked to do something and making up a dumbass excuse to get out of doing it...
You: Hey Fred, quit the shit baggery and come help me unload this truck! Fred: I can't, I got to wasted last night, and I don't feel good. You: Dude, you're a shit bag.
A person that is seemingly nice in the beginning of a relationship but ends up cheating, abusing (both physically and verbally), and showing complete degradation of one's significant other. Usually has intellectual capacity and most likely works a simple job requiring little responsibility possibly in the military. Someon who purposefully breaks multiple laws and expects to get away with them only to act shocked when caught. Shows great laziness in most cases and little drive to do better in life.
Hey that fire fighter is a shit-bag he gets off every other day but refuses to use that free time to better himself or work a second job.