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Anti-swearword shamelessly stolen from Red Dwarf. Mostly used by those who are British. It technically means sperm, but, like many swear words, it's used for many other things.

Smeg head.
What the smeg are you doing?!
I've got a smeggy bell.

manky shit, or a word from the Red Dwarf TV series.

Oh smeg I left the oven on, now the house has burnt down!!!!

My friend Megs

megs likes to be clled smeg because she doesnt like megs but does like smeg.

The unique and delightful smell of a male grundel.

MMMMmmmm, the smeg of that grundle gives me a huge erection.

LICK MY GRUNDEL FAG, AND TELL ME WHAT MY SMEG IS LIKE!!!

When someone wanks off or has sex white liquid is produced.

I have smeg all over my trouseres!
Don't Smeg on me

It is actually a lubricant created by the body, but can be used to substitute the puerile word, " ", without people knowing what you are on about!
Red Dwarf says it a lot

"Smeg Head!!"

a white crust that forms around the genitles when you do not shower

You're a stupid doushe-bag with smeg for brains.