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smokie treat

a cigarette.

mom - come down stairs for a smokie treat!

by kasekrazzi June 28, 2010

smoky floyd

The sexual act of smoking after sex and then shoving the buds into the asshole of the non-smoker or the submissive.

To a friend “Oh yeah man after sex my girlfriend did a smoky Floyd on me and shoved the cig into urethra!”

by Egglover February 01, 2018

little smokie

The act of "sack-tapping" a guy when giving him a bean dip is not sufficient.

I really should go over there and give Jared a little smokie. Bean Dip just doesnt work anymore.

by DomingoKSU February 04, 2010

safe smokie

similar to dd (designated driver) except the substance is marijuana; a safe smokie, or ss, usually looks out for cops, parents, or anyone else his or her friends would hate to see while lighting up a big blunt

"hey jim, we've got some excellent green, would you mind being ss if we hook you up later?"

by anna banana August 11, 2004

Smoky the Bear

When you are fucking a girl in the ass, you then light a cigarette in her ass. Then she smokes it out of her ass.

We can do smoky the bear again tonight.

by DanBaran May 05, 2009

smoky tornado

While having sex with a woman's breasts, the man lights his pubic hair on fire after he nears climax. The woman then finishes with her mouth and uses a small electronic fan to put the fire out.

No AJ, I will not give you a smoky tornado!!

by Soxy February 28, 2007

Smoky Treats

Slang for marijuana.

I just scored a fat bag of smoky treats.

by Redllama November 18, 2003