Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Douche Tanker

Worse then a Douche Canoe, and guys who wear Affliction shirts

That guy is worse then a Douche Canoe, he is a Douche tanker!!

by LeanSay August 08, 2009

Tanker Head

Big abnormally shaped, not in proportion with ones body

look at Jimmy's head compared to his body, god what a tanker head.

by BrittanyBitch August 23, 2015

slurry tanker

a derogatory term used to describe south east asians

"nicole is a slurry tanker"

by stan anthony mackie March 28, 2021

slurry tanker

Like a chunder dragon but from your ass. When you have diarrhoea, get down on all 4's and let your shit spread like a slurry tank.

Did you hear about Chloe at the party? She mixed drinks with her drugs and a slurry tanker in front of mark's parents.

by Lizzie killed Dianna November 24, 2017

Tanker

A fat shit that squeezes out of a tight brown asshole.

Sorry mom I can’t get the groceries I am taking a tanker.

by Chicus ricus March 18, 2024

Tanker

An excessively oversized human being that weighs in excess of a metric ton. Requires a police escort when traveling on state highways.

I don't know if Billy can go across that bridge, he's a tanker!

by September 18, 2018

Tanker

A floating mist monster that dive-bombs toward the player dealing massive damage. It also roars out a terrifying screech. present in the video-game Fortnite Save The World.

Woah! That tanker hits like a truck!”

by 666Satanist666 July 31, 2019