A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a person you know has a real good haircut and often is a fade on the side of their hair.
Homie 1:“Bro the youtuber named NINJA just got a Low Taper Fade!” Homie 2:”Oh for real I had no idea!”
the definition of this word is MASSIVE, it involves having john pork as your barber as he cuts your hair to turn it into a low taper fade.. you cant help but think... "man.. i just cant imagine if jonkler got a low taper fade instead of me..".. the moment john pork finishes the cut.. he will ask you.. "what is the next step of the operation?" you will then turn into the jonkler with his low taper fade and lock in.. you will then be able to talk to both huzz and bruzz alike.. BOIII THIS DEFINITION IS SO TUFF
john pork cutting his hair man (thinkin like the thinka): man.. i cant imagine if the jonkler of all people got a low taper fade... john pork (finishes): what is the nexts step of the operation? man (proceeds to jerk, pulling out his shlong dong and goons a little bit for a split second before locking in and says out loud): IMAGINE IF JONKLER GOT A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW TAPER FAAADE. (the man proceeds to turn into the jonkler, with his brand new epic low taper fade that look so TUFF BOII) john pork: understood my nigga (john pork turns into dequavious pork to have n word pass) (the man exits the room to talk to the huzz and bruzz, still having indecent exposure of his shlong dong in public.) (the end, make sure to like, subscribe, and ring that bell for part 2 of imagine if the jonkler got a low taper fade.) (its still massive)
an offensive term for a meaningless, useless bureaucrat
a red taper's raison d'etre is to produce more red tape and snafus than any rational person can understand
So on January 7th 2024 the man Ericdoa released a video of him singing about his life and got too his grandma he didn’t want to cry so he tried to make himself laugh and said “imagine if ninja got a low taper fade” the video blew up in popularity amassing over 10million views the next day ninja found the video and shortly after released a video of him getting a low taper fade after that a picture of ninja in a low taper fade gained popularity and after that the meme spiraled into its own thing
Today is January 7th which means it’s low taper fade day dang that’s so MASSIVE
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Your still stuck in January 2024, your probably 5 yrs old and watch skibbity toilet on a daily basis.
Mike: What haircut should I get? Samuel: Imagine if ninja had a low taper fade!!! Mike: Kill your self
When you gradually train in colder water to prepare for a polar plunge. This is in contrast to a standard swimming taper where workouts get easier.
Are you ready for the polar plunge eh? Ya I’m starting my Canadian taper tomorrow!