A fork of Rural Dictionary
Person who thinks he out shines everyone around. The main attraction.
1. Marcus was really big dicken at the club last night.
2. I was big dicken at the club and bought out the bar.
This is a process in which one fakes an injury or illness in order to scam friends and family into donating money to you
Chris is doing the Dickens Process. Hes going to Aruba in June.
A short ass kid, but the coolest nigga at the same time.
Ayyyye it's my boy geoffrey dickens!
When you and two friends have sex with a girl. One friend puts it in her mouth and the other friend puts it in her vagina while the other friend bastes her.
Hey guys want to go out Kyle's sister on a Brotisserie Dicken!
Colloquial term for a dude who's always trying to sneak in his girls' backdoor, or one showing up after a night with that extra-kinky girl down the way.
Dude A: Well, if it isn't Poopy Dickens walkin' through the door at 5 a.m.!
Dude B: Fu*k off, McCheese. I had to get outta yer Mom's bed 'fore yerr Dad got back from the night-shift.
When you/someone gets WAY to descriptive in conversation or text and ends up writing a fucking novel with what could've been a simple idea.
Tim: Dude, are you coming? We're gonna be late.
Andy: Yeah, sorry man, my wife is pulling a Dickens and wrote me a fucking book about exactly what she wants from the store. Took 4 messages to tell me what kind of pasta I need to get.