A fork of Rural Dictionary
To masterbate/jackoff to video games with controller in hand
Hey guys I'm bout to merc on you're ass
The state of being like, or acting like a mega weirdo of having anything to do with such behavior.
When you threw your money out of the window to confirm this formual of phrases it is merceness. time is money so: time = money. time flies when you're having fun. having money is fun. so: time flies when u have money. to eliminate time as a variable, replace it with the equivalent of money (since before stated was time=money)conclusion: money flies when u have money. so therefore money can fly.
MONEY BIRDS!...fly fly.
1. to get hit or hit someone else with a car or larger automobile
2. to wreak other havoc to an object (comparable to that of a person being hit by a car)
1a. damn, TOM got merced by a bus and his shit's all fucked up now.
1b. i'm about to merc that stupid bitch standin in the middle of the road.
2. i threw a party, and those assholes merced my house with pasta sauce.
To Not help out with daily chores.
The kitchen is a mess, " Oh, it must have been Merced"