A fork of Rural Dictionary
A shoddy attempt at humor crafted by the Linux community in order to answer back at those who even mildly criticize their half-finished kernel or the "newbies" who are trying to seek help in getting Linux to function properly on their machines. Makes one look stupid when said out loud in a group of people.
Newbie: Can you please help me configure my soundcard and modem? I read the manual, and followed the instructions, but both piece of hardware still refuse to work. Linux elitist: Go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script, retard. Newbie: All I did was ask for help, and if this is how you treat those who want to learn about Linux, then you shouldn't be surprised if people go back to using Windows or Mac OS-X. Linux elitist: Well go back to crashing your Windoze, troll.
Somehting that the first posters take FAR too literally. It's a joke you stupid smacktards. Nothing more nothing less.
I got a tiny dick dick but I am a genious because I realized that a shell-script can't replace people, YAY!!!
Some phrase made by a geek who probably had a moment of inspiration while masturbating toTux the Linux penguin mascot.
Geek: I've got an idea! I'll tell the n00bs to go away before I replace them with a simple shell script. That'll teach them. Damn this hand lotion rocks!
Her butt has been rear ended too many times. Cat't replace it so bring out the bondo, sandpaper and a grinder.
Her butt has been rear ended too many times. Cat't replace it so bring out the bondo, sandpaper and a grinder.
Technologies used in the place of human workers.
An example of a replacive technology is the self-checkout.
A machine that replaces something with the nearest chicken. Can work on chickens too.
Look, Perry the Platypus, my Chicken-Replace-inator!!
Definition 1: when your girl gives birth to your baby but it's damn ugly, so you replace it with a baby that looks cute and not like a forty year old man. Definition 2: when your girl gives birth but you're not in need of a baby so, you replace it with a baby of another race, blame your girl and dip.
DEF 1: Friend 1: "yo you've got a really cute baby, congrats!" Friend 2: "ye thanks, it was nothing a little "Baby Replace Jutsu couldn't fix."" Friend 1: "WHA-" DEF 2: Friend1: " yo, where is your baby, I thought your girl gave birth?" Friend 2: "ye, it's funny cos after a bit of "Baby Replace Jutsu" it turned out the baby wasn't even mine!" Friend 1: "what does that mean?"