Country Dictionary

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Torpedo Firecracker

a heavily submerged tampon that explodes the vagina when yanked like a stubborn lawn mower.

Oh my God, I swear my flow has NEVER been this heavy...my tampon probably transformed into some sort of torpedo firecracker that instantly blew out my vagina when you jerked the string like a rope in a tug-of-war competition.

by Tenderloin Debutante July 26, 2016

Cambodian Firecracker

When a male drinks such a substantial amount of alcohol that it seeps into his testicles and turns his semen flammable. While jerking off, the friction between his hand and penis creates heat. During ejaculation, the heat from the friction combined with flammable skeet equals one dick on fire.

Kane: so how was the bar last night? Erick: after getting really depressed about realizing that I can't get women, I got really drunk, went home, and launched off a Cambodian Firecracker.

by Tapwata February 22, 2011

firecrackers

To poot, toot, fart, or any other form of flatulence; this word is often a child's reference to having gas

"It smells like firecrackers." "Did you set off a firecracker?" "I just let a firecracker go."

by Mette July 03, 2004

anal firecracker

The action of inserting a firecracker into ones anus for sexual thrill

Me and Pat performed the action of the anal firecracker and had sex to see who could finish before it blew up

by Muffinlover69 February 19, 2017

bolivian firecracker

the act of igniting the string opf a tampon while it is hanging out of a woman's vagina.

when the tide is high on the Red River, it's best to first set off a bolivian firecracker

by Dark Twain November 23, 2004

Mexican firecracker

A man puts his soft penis in a glass bottle (preferably Corona), gets it erect, then cracks the bottle over a hard surface. The surfaces may include anything from curbs to a woman's head.

Miguel: "Yo Rico, what did you do for Cinco de Mayo?" Rico: "Aye B, we made some Mexican firecrackers and lit 'em up GOOD! My dick still hurts!" John blindfolded me and said I should do a Mexican firecracker. 5 minutes later, I had glass shrapnel in my balls.

by Nah B Nah July 06, 2006

Chinese Firecracker

Menu item that started at a Chinese massage parlor. The masseuse puts a peppermint Tic-Tac in a male's pee hole, then gives a blow job till the male gives a resounding scream and a small pop is heard.

yarbs- "Dude, what the fuck? It sounded like the Fourth of July in your room last night!" sammiam- "Bro, that hooker gave me a Chinese Firecracker!!"

by yabs August 21, 2007