A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who is typically called Luc. Not only do they have a personality of a golden retriever but also pees like one.
And shits.
In BUSHES
Luc: "I really needed to pee should I just golden retriever it?"
1. Type of dog, usually a bit wild but wholesome, a bit dumb, but nice
2. Someone who has the personality of a golden retriever, as stated above what that is
Friend 1: "Wow Brandon is so chaotic and nice"
Friend 2: "Yeah, he is such a Golden retriever"
A simp/beta male with passive traits while dealing with women. Basically, another word for "NICE GUY", tends to be a place holder for a "Real Man" or "Bad Boy" in a woman's life later down the road or after the fact.
Golden Retrievers are VERY stable in relationships and are considered "SAFE" and "BORING". Golden Retrievers will never break your heart and will always stay obedient.
Commonly seen as "INFERIOR" or "LESS" than dominant masculine males. Typically used by women that are "HEALING" or just came out of a "HOE PHASE".
GIRL 1: "OMG...I just went out on a date with Justin on Saturday and he's such a Golden Retriever. I'm in my bad girl era, so I definitely need me a toxic bad boy king like Chad...LOL."
GIRL 2: "What a loser, just keep dating him for his money and free food."
GIRL 1: "Girl, duh."
The best dog that was ever created.
That golden retriever is so cute!
A partner who knows how to not further damage you.
"I don't need a therapist, I'm dating a golden retriever."1
"I was staring at this jogger's Golden Retriever and she called me a pig." - Tim