A fork of Rural Dictionary
A year in which every day feels the same as the day before, and the day before that, stuck in your own private Punxsutawney thanks to Covid.
March 2020 to March 2021 felt like Groundhog Year to many, their working, academic and social lives constrained, confined, out of reach, the old forward motion of days, weeks, months a diminishing dream.
A person willing to blindly follow Anthony Fauci down the rabbit hole without questioning where Fauci is going and why he is going there.
Nicolle Wallace is a Fauci groundhog
The night equivalent of Groundhog Day, e.g. when you wish a previous dream or night experience to repeat.
"I am hoping for Groundhog Night"
when a dude uses a magnet to pull a metal probe out of a lady's poop shoot or coochie after insertion.
Jordan Shafapay loves to give out the Iron Groundhog to Chase Smith's mother
A condition in which one is so constipated that the poo is limited to a slight exposure, enough to reveal its shadow, and then retreats back into its hole.
Rats! I had a Groundhog day today! Hopefully tomorrow will be my Spring cleaning!
When you have too much stuff to do, and not enough time to do it.
I'd love to come out clubbing tonight, but I am having a bit of a groundhog day! I ain't got the time!
When a penis becomes so timid or cold it climbs back into the body and hides, forming a temporary vagina.
This one time I went to a party where I didn't know anyone and my penis did the groundhog effect.
I was about to have sex with someone when I got a little nervous and my penis did the groundhog effect, so we just scissored and used a double sided dildo.