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pat

-verb.
To 'pat' someone is to throw one's excrement, especially faeces, at them.
Ladies may also choose to throw used menstrual regalia instead of faecal matter.
One may commit the ultimate pat by furnishing one's bowel with the necessary materials before positioning oneself directly above the head of a friend, relative or perhaps passing person, thence one proceeds to pat them right on the head.

Katy was constantly banging on about her wide-set vagina, which finally pushed Alex to the point of patting her with sloppy twos.

Alex had been a dick to Katy so she pat him. She pat him good.

Katy's menses had stained Alex's favourite shirt after the pat attack, therefore he fucking killed her dead. Bitch.

by MEFF February 11, 2009

Pat

Term used to describe being on one's period.

I'm on pat!

by ke$haSUCKMYDICK June 13, 2010

Pat

wimpy, wont even talk to his girlfriends,AFRAID OF COMMITMENT! fucking hot, wont stay around long enough to find out his size.. (maybe one day :D) sucks at kissing, WAIT I DONT EVEN KNOW! He sucks.... HIS HAIR IS CRAZY!

ex. I'm not a one night stand kind of gal!

Was it pat?

of course! WHO ELSE??

ex.12. DOES HE FUCKING LIVE IN POLAND?

would it make a difference?

HE MUST BE A FUCKING PAT!

why'd i fall in love with a fucking pat...

by blondiesforeva1 May 29, 2011

pat

a fucking ass whore slut that needs to but into every little thing or conversation and make a joke about it/them even if its not funny.

pat keeps making "your mom" jokes when no one is laughing

by cchhaadd March 09, 2007

PAT

A person who is naturally a asshole & possibly likes it in the asshole. Someone who likes to bring people down and is stuck in a place in life where there is no purpose. This person may be the biggest loser youll ever meet.

"Boo hoo hoo my llife sucks,Im going to smoke my life away and then die" Me: "OO Pat" SMH

by DownPanda December 07, 2010

Pat Pat

Mole rat or ball sack

Hey Bauer have you seen pat pat

by Heybuddyyy February 07, 2018

Pat

Past tense for Pit (verb).

Lewis Hamilton pat in the pit lane.

(he then went on to lose the race because he isn't that good and his team had pat Hamilton badly. This not surprising as Mclaren are a bit crappy)

by Guymitchell June 08, 2011