A fork of Rural Dictionary
A homo-sexual. One who inserts his penis into another mans rectum.
"It's the third time Jerry's gone to the bath-house this week.
I've never seen such a poofter pounder!"
A fun, family activity. Involves waiting in a car or van for a suitable homosexual male to appear, then bundling them into the vehicle, whereby they will spend the next few days being subjected to various forms of physical and emotional pain.
Andy: Gee, I look great in my new threads. I hope i don't get poofter-bashed again tonight. All those bloodstains really turned Peter off.
An outcome to one's detriment resulting from an incorrect decision.
Akin to stepping on one's own appendage.
We really Poofter Chooked ourselves by taking that shortcut.
I completely Poofter Chooked myself when I agreed to take this job.
Men with sensitive feet that requires constant cushions and pampering.
I can't stand on that hard concrete floor, the surface pressure is killing my feet! I think i've got poofter's feet.
A poofter's picnic is a place you might be in when noone else is around.
"This place is a poofter's picnic, there's no cunt here."
Death by aids or buggery related incidents.
Poor old Freddy Mercury, looks like too much love killed him after all. Still, if you live a poofter's life, you can expect a poofter's death.
Lesbian. Used prediminently by older Eastern European migrants with a low grasp of English.
You know why she's not married? Because she's a poofter bitch.