A fork of Rural Dictionary
In the jewish tradition rabbis may not touch women other than their wife. Thus when greeting a new woman they simulate hug without actually touching. This is adapted for situations between friends when u are at a distance from one another but still wish to give the love and support of a big fat hug :-)
*one sees ones friend across the room looking a little down in the mouth and po-faced* you catch their eye say 'rabbi hug' and the rabbi hug ensues. Then warm fuzzy feelings come floating over you.
Where you find a hooker, have sex with her, kill her, and take your money back.
After my Bar'Mitzvah I had a lucky rabbi.
A Rabbi that knows nothing about clerical Judaism and twists Judaism to fit social justice politics.
Did you know Rabbi Linda will Kosher bless your bacon? Yeah, and she totally hates Israel too!
A yiddish holy figure who regularly messes up holy circumcisions. I would feel sorry for the poor victim, but hey, he's a jew!
Rabbi: And I'll just make an incision....oiiiy! And I think thats about done... Baby: *cry* Mother: You dirty jewish fool! You neutured my only son!
A jewish girl studying to become a rabbi, who while studying the Talmud likes getting fucked in the ass.....scrolls can be used to penetrate the asshole.
That's Claire....she's rabbi rectum