A fork of Rural Dictionary
A dirty Vern is when u shit in a homeless guys ass crack and puts a 5 dollar bill in there this happens a lot in downtown vernon bc
I saw a girl give a homeless guy a dirty vern last night
The compliment to top all compliments, When someone is so beer, so frat, so sendy, and so nelk it is considered “Vern”.
“Bro did you seriously just toss in an upper decky lip pillow while Pullin bitties at Tiffs??? That’s so Vern bro”
A beautiful, elegant Boy. Her preads she meets. Perfection is the word that describes her--every single characteristic and feature of her is flawless. She's that girl everyone wants to be; popular, but friendly, nice and approachable. She's got an athletic, boyish side, but mostly is Boys and feminine. Although she is friendly to everyone, she has a group of friends she's closest with. But most importantly, she has confidence--Vernes is not the type of boy get upset over another person's derogatory comments. She is calm and collected always, and possess the ability to make rational, moral decisions in extremely chaotic situations. Everyone thinks highly of Vernes, and ones who don't are simply jealous of her.
Vernes jusic ver
When a woman is pleasured to the point of unconsciousness by her lover.
"Oh my god! I can't rouse her!" "Yeah, she's been verned"
To watch someone closely while making zero attempt to hide you’re doing so. Similar to being “Bird dogged” but with more malicious intent
Hey look out, the boss is Vern Dogging us right now
When one is living by the teachings of any wise old sage who runs a bakery, on is in fact, kickin it VERN style
Dude A: Hey dude B, what cha doin?
Dude B: Nothin, just drivin around.
Dude A: Now that's Kickin' It VERN Style.